I guess i started thinking about becoming an actor was when i was ten years old. We had just gotten our first television set and I stayed up watching this show... "Night Beat" with Mike Wallace or "Late Night" with David Letterman... it was one of those real old blowhards who've been around forever... anyway... the guest was Marlon Brando and back then I thought he was about the coolest guy in the world. That's why I was so thrilled when i got the part of Clemenza in Godfather II. You can imagine how disappointed I was when I found out that he wouldn't be in the sequel. I mean Robert DeNiro is a decent actor in his own right (or at least used to be) but... geez... the chance to work with Brando... that would've been something.

But you know... even though I haven't reached the top rung in Hollywood... I still wanted to try and give a little something back... Boy what a mistake that turned out to be...See... i was supposed to take this dying kid to the world series one time for some dying kid charity... and I did... but the kid ended up dying anyway. I mean like I know going to world series isn't gonna save his life but... crap... what a bummer. Nowadays... when I hear about these Hollywood stars making fifty million a year and contributing nothing to society... I just think to myself... Hell... How do I get in on that?

If there's one dream I still have left... i guess it would be to star in a remake of the John Waters film Mondo Trasho. I've tried to get people interested but Mr. Waters doesn't return my calls. I've got a blog now... not written in it yet... probably never will... just ain't enough O's in smooth to describe me I guess. Sure... I've been offered the cash to shill for GoldenPalace.com... but seriously... Jesus on a tunafish sandwich... I'm thinkin' they'll be better offers soon... I may be wrong... anyways... take care.

Your Pal,

Bruno Kirby

1. Helter Skelter (2004) (TV) .... Vincent Bugliosi
2. The Trailer (2003/I) .... Victim
3. Waiting for Ronald (2003) .... Joe
4. One Eyed King (2001) .... Mickey
5. American Tragedy (2000) (TV) .... Barry Scheck
6. Stuart Little (1999) (voice) .... Mr. Reginald 'Reggie' Stout
7. History Is Made at Night (1999) .... Max
8. A Slipping-Down Life (1999) .... Kiddie Arcades Manager
9. Donnie Brasco (1997) .... Nicky
10. Sleepers (1996) .... Shakes' Father
11. Heavenzapoppin'! (1996)
12. The Basketball Diaries (1995) .... Swifty
13. Golden Gate (1994/I) .... Ron Pirelli
14. Hoffa (1992) (uncredited) .... Nightclub comic
15. Mastergate (1992) (TV) .... Abel Lamb
16. The Trap (1991/I) (TV)
17. City Slickers (1991) .... Ed Furillo
18. The Freshman (1990) .... Victor Ray, Carmine's Nephew
19. We're No Angels (1989) .... Deputy
20. When Harry Met Sally... (1989) .... Jess
21. Bert Rigby, You're a Fool (1989) .... Kyle DeForest
22. Frank Nitti: The Enforcer (1988) (TV)
23. Good Morning, Vietnam (1987) .... 2nd Lt. Steven Hauk
24. Tin Men (1987) .... Mouse
25. "It's Garry Shandling's Show" (1986) TV Series .... Brad Brillnick (series 3 & 4)
26. Flesh & Blood (1985) .... Orbec
27. "Buchanan High" (1984) TV Series
28. Birdy (1984) .... Renaldi
29. This Is Spinal Tap (1984) .... Tommy Pischedda
30. Kiss My Grits (1982)
31. Million Dollar Infield (1982) (TV) .... Lou Buonomato
32. "Likely Stories, Vol. 1" (1981) TV Series
33. Modern Romance (1981) .... Jay
34. Borderline (1980) .... Jimmy Fante
35. Where the Buffalo Roam (1980) .... Marty Lewis
36. Some Kind of Miracle (1979) (TV) .... Frank Smiles
37. Almost Summer (1978) .... Bobby DeVito
38. Between the Lines (1977) .... David Entwhistle
39. Baby Blue Marine (1976) (as B. Kirby Jr.) .... Pop Mosley
40. The Godfather: Part II (1974) (as B. Kirby Jr.) .... Peter Clemenza
41. Columbo: By Dawn's Early Light (1974) (TV) (as B. Kirby, Jr.) .... Cadet Morgan
42. Cinderella Liberty (1973) (as Bruce Kirby Jr.) .... Alcott
43. Superdad (1973) (as B. Kirby Jr.) .... Stanley
44. A Summer Without Boys (1973) (TV) .... Quincy
45. The Harrad Experiment (1973) (as B. Kirby Jr.) .... Harry Schacht
46. All My Darling Daughters (1972) (TV) .... Anthony Stephanelli
47. "The Super" (1972) TV Series .... Super's Son
48. "Room 222" (1969) TV Series (as B. Kirby Jr.) .... Herbie Constadine (1971-1973)
49. The Young Graduates (1971) .... Les
    
    

1. "The Jury" playing "Carmen Pintozzi" in episode: "Too Jung to Die" (episode # 1.10) 6 August 2004
2. "The Larry Sanders Show" playing "Himself" in episode: "Flip" (episode # 6.11) 31 May 1998
3. "The Larry Sanders Show" playing "Himself" in episode: "Putting the 'Gay' Back in Litigation" (episode # 6.10) 17 May 1998
4. "The Larry Sanders Show" playing "Himself" in episode: "The Roast" (episode # 5.12) 19 February 1997
5. "The Larry Sanders Show" playing "Himself" in episode: "The Book" (episode # 5.10) 5 February 1997
6. "Mad About You" playing "Virgil" in episode: "The Gym" (episode # 5.9) 17 December 1996
7. "Homicide: Life on the Street" playing "Victor Helms Sr." in episode: "The Gas Man" (episode # 3.20) 5 May 1995
8. "Late Show with David Letterman" playing "Himself" 19 January 1994
9. "Frasier" playing "Marco" (voice) in episode: "Call Me Irresponsible" (episode # 1.7) 28 October 1993
10. "The Larry Sanders Show" playing "Himself" in episode: "Artie's Gone" (episode # 2.8) 14 July 1993
11. "Fallen Angels" playing "Tony Reseck" in episode: "I'll Be Waiting"
12. "Tales from the Crypt" in episode: "The Trap" (episode # 3.1) 15 June 1991
13. "Hill Street Blues" playing "Louis" in episode: "The Russians are Coming" (episode # 4.10) 15 December 1983
14. "Fame" playing "Marty Shwartz" in episode: "Homecoming" (episode # 2.11)
15. "Kojak" playing "Keith Wicks" (as Bruce Kirby Jr.) in episode: "Acts of Desperate Men" (episode # 2.17) 12 January 1975
16. "Emergency!" playing "Ken" in episode: "Seance" (episode # 2.18) 24 February 1973
17. "M*A*S*H" playing "Boone" (as B. Kirby Jr.) in episode: "Pilot" (episode # 1.1) 17 September 1972